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1. Welcome to the official dimension of interviews, Pokéuman child! First question: What is your name?

 Bullet; Yellow Okay, what the heck was that. Is this some kind of ploy or something?!

No. Just answer the questions and you can go.

Bullet; YellowYou sure?

Yes. Now shut up and say your name.

Bullet; YellowAlright, fine. If you insist. The names Roger. P.I. If you need something looked at, I'm your man...er, boy.

2. What Pokémon are you (because I cannot see what you are right now), and do you like being the Pokémon you transformed into? 

Bullet; YellowUh, Pichu. I like it a fair bit, I guess. Kinda annoying, being a foot tall, but it works. I can still grasp a pencil surprisingly well. People trust me a surprising amount, I guess because Private detectives are rare in bases.

3. Good. Now that we know each other better, do you like your new life? Is it fun, boring, crazy, or all of the above? Please explain.

Bullet; YellowWell, I get to help people. I have friends, enemies. I finally get to be the P.I. I always wanted to be. Overall, things still work out well.

4. Being a Pokéuman, of course, means that you have turned into a Pokémon and now have to live a hidden life, and you can't see the ones you loved anymore. How does that make you feel?

Bullet; YellowWell, it has led to some danger on some occasions. And I do miss my folks. Always tried to stay separate, but they ultimately loved me and I loved them. It is...kind of lonely, some times...when you just wish you still had family to talk to. Well, I at least have Ms. Catyre. She's kind of become my new mom.

5. Oh dear. I'm bringing up tears now, aren't I? Anyway, what do you think would happen if your family saw how you are now?

Bullet; YellowWell, my dad always hated vermin, so I don't know 'bout him. My mom would probably just hug me because her little boy's become a huggable mouse. It'd probably end with them trying to make things normal, which often doesn't work, but things normally work themselves out.

6. I'm beginning to tear up myself...let's lighten the mood shall we? What do you think of the PRT? A lot of rumors are going around about them, so what do you think of them? 

Bullet; YellowEh. Good cause, but a bunch of 'em are jerks. Tried to take out my business, they did. I plan to stay within my current occupation, thanks.

7. If you could, would you turn back into a human or would you like to stay the way you are? Think carefully. 

Bullet; YellowWell, honestly, I think this place needs me. All this stuff goes on in bases that these 'official' guys never worry about because of other stuff. No offense to a lot of them, they can be hard working men and women, but they always focus on large things. I've helped a lot of people, and will eventually get rid of a lot of them too.

8. The questions are gonna get serious. Do you think that humans will go power hungry on us like they did before, or do you think they will accept us with open arms? 

Bullet; YellowI honestly don't know. One of my philosophies is this: if something new pops up, and it's weaker than man, there will always be at least a few people who want it protected. There are greedy humans. But there are greedy Pokeumans too. And greedy animals. Pretty much anything can get like that. It's the nature of intelligence. I would think that if we played it cool, everything should go back to at least semi-normal.

9. Let's take a trip into the past. What would you do and think if you transformed during the great war? 

 Bullet; YellowWell, I would think I would still be in my office. I would probably go ask my friends for help, and if that didn't work...well, I just don't know.

10. Now to the future. There are monstrous Pokémon everywhere! They're known as the "Dark Corruption", and if you were to ever be defeated by these zombies, you'd become one yourself! You are all alone and you only have yourself to look after. What would you do and think?  Would you destroy the growing masses of the monstrous Pokéumans? And how?

 Bullet; YellowI...My friends too?

Yes.

Bullet; YellowI would let myself in. No point in running if it makes you lose everything. Heh, maybe I would get to stay with them.

11. Let's bring it on home to the present. What is the most amazing thing you have ever seen since you started your new life?

Bullet; YellowI know this sounds cliché, but the battles. I've seen some stuff I thought impossible. That, and it even made me feel like I was at a sports game or something, with suspense, action, joy, the works.

12. This meme is ending, and the portal to take you back to Earth is opening, so there's not much time. Tag someone with one of your moves, quick!

Bullet; YellowUh, okay! I hope you didn't put a tracking device in my nose! *shocks a person walking past as a head-but is made at the same time.*

A little thing to tide you guys over until episode 3, and to show you that I still care. Hope you like it.

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Just makes me more anxious for part 3